This game is a Physics-based Terrible Person Simulator.  Control the escalator to shoot people as high as possible. Your score is determined by the highest a person has gotten, compared to the escalator.

Hold W or S to change the speed of the escalator.
Press + or - to change the volume of the game.
Left Mouse Click pushes people under cursor.

Source Code:

xkcd Font: (xkcd-script)

Sound Effects:
Escalator -
Slap -
Crash -
Punch -
Scream1 -
Scream2 -
Neigh -

Development log

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